Hope Larson is going to be a bookstore tonight to do a signing for Batgirl Rebirth Issue #1 and I want to go and get a signed copy but my mother has spent literally the ENTIRE day pissed off because she stumbled over the dishwasher door so she's not going to take me. 

 

This is the same woman who wonders why my brother and I don't want to live with her forever.

 

I've never been able to go to an author meet and greet and probably never will as long as I live in the same house as her, without my own car.